Introducing The Best Blog Ever

Oh hey girl hey! Let me just start out by explaining what you should expect...

I do not have many passions or hobbies. Some people are really into football or fashion or cross dressing, I , however do not think that I truly have a real calling or passion.One of the few passions that I have been able to identify is my passion to constantly talk about myself. I'm very into 'Me'. I have decided to channel this vanity into a blog.

My second passion is getting blackout drunk. I am extremely passionate about getting blackout drunk, embarassing myself, trying to dance like I'm black, and then having a nice drunk meal. I looove to drunk eat. My environment for this passion is Rutgers University. Here are some scandy photos of me being a passout artist.

I am not ashamed to say that I am a hot mess. I have a good time and have some good friends and I'm not too bad looking. I pledge to post lots of sexy pictures of myself (like those shown above) and others in order to dazzle your eyeballs.

Being that I am a lazy, vain, blackout artist, the majority of my free time is spent on the internet. I pledge to fill this blog with lots of funky thangs that will make you go 'oooooh'.

I vow to also use this blog to spread my good taste in music like herpes. I'm like really into music videos so I'm going to post all of the cool ones here. One of my biggest

and most useless talents is being able to identify great songs before they get raped by the radio. So you knowww that Joey Jwoww is goin' hook you up with some good tunage. [Tunage (toon-idge): a collection of good "tunes"]

That being said, I would like to begin my very first blog entry with a short biography of my life told in the third person (for dramatic effect):

Often referred to as Joey "Jwoww" Doman by the users of the internet social networking phenomena Facebook, Joseph Robert Doman was born on November 15th 1987. He has one brother named Matthew and two parents. He is a a huge gay but is not like one of those girly gays like Bobby Trendy or this guy:

Joseph attends school at Rutgers University in New Brunswick where he is currently working on his Bachelor's degree in Public Health. Here is one photo of him doing his pattented sexy pose: